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Sep. 30th, 2008

You son of a bitch.

There I was, first class of the day, bagel and cream cheese in my tummy, rocking the essay exam, and suddenly, I feel.... it.

What, the bagel? No. Not the bagel. The cream cheese? No. Not the cream cheese. Horse tranquilizers? No. Not even horse tranquilizers.

I was due for it. My boobs have been hurting for weeks, and I've been eating ham slices with peaches and tomatoes for snacks. And chocolate (does that even need to be said?).

I went to the toilet and sailors came running out scared because I started swearing like nobody's business. Plus those automatic flushing toilets... ballsackcuntshits don't know when someone's still sitting on 'em. So not only did I get my period during my essay exam, now my ass is soaking wet with auto-flush. COCKSWABBINGSHITSTAIN, I didn't even start my toilet adventure!

So I called Boyfriend and he brought me home after his class. No German class :(

I am a ball of hurt and swears.

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captkatsparrow
Oct. 1st, 2008 04:56 pm (UTC)
*hugs, love, and tampons*

Feel better, sweets!
diello
Oct. 1st, 2008 07:41 pm (UTC)
Curse its sudden but inevitable betrayal :(
captkatsparrow
Oct. 1st, 2008 11:57 pm (UTC)
Uterus for the fail :[
theblissfuldead
Oct. 2nd, 2008 04:15 pm (UTC)
Eeep! That's no good. :(

We're in sync. I was at the office turning in files on the same day, found myself tampon-less and I had to do the toilet paper in the underwear thing until I got home.
diello
Oct. 2nd, 2008 04:29 pm (UTC)
I was lucky I had a boyfriend on call to take me home because I was wearing light khaki pants and would have needed a surf board instead of the toilet paper trick. Ugh.
theblissfuldead
Oct. 2nd, 2008 07:27 pm (UTC)
Ugh -- that's no good. It's good that he was available! My little sister started hers during a football game an hour away in white marching band pants recently. She was already having a bad day, and she was none too happy about having that added to it.
diello
Oct. 2nd, 2008 09:28 pm (UTC)
Oh shit. Poor girl. I guess I'm thankful that never happened to me.
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