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Conan! What is best in life?

Found on Warren Ellis's blog:

Tshirt of the day (from some creepy cult of Jesus):

"I’m so excited. As a former masturbator I plan to get every color. I want everyone to know power of Jesus is stronger than the devil’s urge to purge."

Bwahahaha! They also have Ex-slave, Ex-hypocrite, Ex-Fornicator, Ex-Diva, Ex-Homosexual, Ex-Rebel, Ex-Atheist, and Ex-Hustler. But they don't have Ex-Motherfucker or Ex-Animal Sodomite.

Someone commented with some great back-of-shirt quotes that almost make me want to get one to be altered:

“… since I discovered SODOMY!”
“… but you would NOT believe the dreams I’ve been having!”
“… and yes, they feel like a pair of lead weights.”
“… but once the blisters on my palm heal, I’M BACK BABY!”
“… and I swear, one of us is going to kill the other one before the day is out.”

Comments

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misskelleen
Feb. 6th, 2009 03:40 pm (UTC)
omg that is terribly funny

I want the "Ex-Hustler" shirt plz
diello
Feb. 6th, 2009 11:39 pm (UTC)
Yes!
I want Ex-Slave (because I've upgraded to Master! Hahaha)
;)
icantmakeme
Feb. 6th, 2009 04:41 pm (UTC)
Lol, I saw that on dlisted.com today. I don't know which would be worse - the shame of declaring publicly that you've been getting yours masturbating in the past or declaring publicly that you're no longer getting any at all.
diello
Feb. 6th, 2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
Right? I don't masturbate anymore, but I drink til I black out! Blood of Christ, baby!
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