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Happy VD!
Oh, and just so you know, sex is not manditory on st. Valentine's day, contrary to popular belief. Today does not mean your boyfriend or girlfriend MUST lay you. You shouldn't love someone more today than all the other days you are together.

And some shopping advice...
To all you guys out there, let me tell you that one rose means as much as a dozen, and little box of chocolates will make your girlfriend feel like less of a pig after eating it than if she scarfed a giant box, so please, save your money, get her something useful, and if your girlfriend bitches, you know what she's really after.

Like I also say about engagement gifts: I won't accidentally lose a set of snow tires down the kitchen sink, and a diamond ring won't keep me from slipping on slushy roads.




Also, I spent $4 on one of those scented toilet things you hang in your bowl and it made my whole house REEK of kitty litter!!!!!!

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muffin0
Feb. 15th, 2008 06:34 am (UTC)
Toilet thing: 4$
having your house reek of kitty litter: priceless
hee hee
HAPPY VD!!
diello
Feb. 15th, 2008 06:37 pm (UTC)
Good thing I got a black cherry flavoured candle for a dollar. That helped immensely.
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